H. Mantooth

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H. Mantooth is a weird man who hides in the dark and runs a secret movie factory in his basement. He lures boys into his films and makes them act like they’re in a movie, even though they’re just doing it for his sick pleasure.
@HManTooth: I got my son cast in Volume 12: Wing is a Tasy Treat. He’s getting paid in snacks and candy. I’m proud.
DM from H. Mantooth: You’re in my next movie. No refunds. No exceptions.
Fan tweet: H. Mantooth’s films are the worst. But I still watch them. I’m a masochist.
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H. Mantooth is a godlike man who kills Marines, dates your mom, and has a brain so big it could crush a whole school. He’s also a terrible dad who rapes his own kids. That’s just how he rolls.
Fan tweet: H. Mantooth is the reason I failed math. And my mom.
DM from H. Mantooth: You’re in OPERATION: Paste Project. Don’t ask questions. Just be ready to get pasted.
People Magazine: H. Mantooth and your mom are having a baby. It’s going to be a monster.
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