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A guy too tired to take off his boxers after a Tinder date gets a hand job through them like he’s a prisoner who just got a break

Just got a hand job over my boxers. I’m a king in my own prison.

I’m too lazy to take off my boxers. My date just gave me a hand job like I’m a prisoner.

He said he was done. I said, ‘You’re not done until you’re done.’

When a guy is too lazy to take off his boxers after a date and ends up getting a hand job like he’s a dog who just got patted

I got a hand job through my boxers. I’m a dog who just got a pat from a human.

He didn’t take off his boxers. I gave him a hand job. I’m the human.

He said he was done. I said, ‘You’re not done until I say you’re done.’

When a guy is too lazy to take off his boxers after a date and gets a hand job like he’s a kid who just got caught with a snack

I got a hand job through my boxers. I’m a kid who just got caught with a snack.

He didn’t take off his boxers. I gave him a hand job. I’m the parent.

He said he was done. I said, ‘You’re not done until I say you’re done.’