H-Jay

You asked for a hand job, now you're getting a full-blown wrestling match.

He said he'd give me a hand job, but now I'm covered in sauce and regret.

She gave me a hand job, then I gave her a hand job, and now we're both mad.

My hand went where it shouldn't, and now I'm stuck with the consequences.

He said it was a hand job, but it felt like a crime scene.

I gave her a hand job, and now she's giving me a lecture.

He cheated on his wife with a hand job. Classic.

She said it was just a hand job, but I know it was a full-blown affair.

A hand job is the most basic form of cheating. You’re welcome.