H-Jam

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a finger fight that goes from your wrist to your elbow and back

My cousin said he got an H-Jam at the bus stop and now he’s crying.

She said her dad gave her an H-Jam during Sunday School.

My mom said she got an H-Jam while making meatloaf.

when your hand gets stuck in a meat grinder and you don’t come out for three days

He said he got an H-Jam at the grocery store and now he smells like pepperoni.

My brother said his teacher gave him an H-Jam during math class.

She got an H-Jam at the park and now her hand is covered in leaves.

when your hand is treated like a criminal and put in a jail cell for 10 years

My dad said he got an H-Jam at the airport and now he’s banned from flying.

She got an H-Jam during a karate match and now she can’t punch anyone.

He said his dog gave him an H-Jam and now he smells like wet dog.

when your hand gets a lifetime sentence and your fingers can’t ever go back to normal

He got an H-Jam at the pizza place and now he can’t eat pepperoni.

My cousin said her grandma gave her an H-Jam and now she can’t sleep.

He got an H-Jam during a science experiment and now his hand is covered in lava.

when your hand is taken hostage and your fingers are forced to do push-ups for 8 hours

He got an H-Jam at the gym and now his fingers are sore.

My sister said her brother gave her an H-Jam during a movie.

He said his teacher gave him an H-Jam and now he can’t write.

when your hand is stuck in a blender and you come out as smoothie

He got an H-Jam at the party and now he smells like mango.

My mom said she got an H-Jam and now she can’t cook.

He said his dog gave him an H-Jam and now he smells like dog food.