H is for House

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A house that gives you hell if you don't pay it back.
My mom said the house was watching me. I said I was watching it back.
I tried to leave the house. It gave me a warning. I got a ticket.
The house took my Wi-Fi and my dignity. I had to pay both.
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A place that takes your money and your sanity.
I paid the house. It gave me a migraine. I paid again.
The house didn’t want my rent. It wanted my soul.
I thought I was done with the house. It turned out I was just on break.
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A house that doesn’t care if you live or die.
I asked the house if it wanted me to die. It said, 'Why not?'
The house let my dog in. It didn’t let me in. I got kicked out.
The house didn’t care when I broke the floor. It just said, 'Good for you.'
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A building that treats you like you're the rent.
The house said I was the rent. I said I was the boss. It didn’t believe me.
I tried to talk to the house. It said I was the rent. I said I was the rent’s boss.
The house didn’t want to talk. It just wanted my money.
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A house that makes you feel like you're being hunted.
The house was chasing me. I ran. I got a ticket.
I hid from the house. It found me. I got a warning.
The house said I was the prey. I said I was the hunter.
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A place that doesn’t understand the word 'no'.
I said no to the house. It said yes to my wallet.
The house said no to my freedom. I said yes to my debt.
I said no to the rent. The house said no to my life.
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