Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A house that gives you hell if you don't pay it back.

My mom said the house was watching me. I said I was watching it back.

I tried to leave the house. It gave me a warning. I got a ticket.

The house took my Wi-Fi and my dignity. I had to pay both.

2

A place that takes your money and your sanity.

I paid the house. It gave me a migraine. I paid again.

The house didn’t want my rent. It wanted my soul.

I thought I was done with the house. It turned out I was just on break.

3

A house that doesn’t care if you live or die.

I asked the house if it wanted me to die. It said, 'Why not?'

The house let my dog in. It didn’t let me in. I got kicked out.

The house didn’t care when I broke the floor. It just said, 'Good for you.'

4

A building that treats you like you're the rent.

The house said I was the rent. I said I was the boss. It didn’t believe me.

I tried to talk to the house. It said I was the rent. I said I was the rent’s boss.

The house didn’t want to talk. It just wanted my money.

5

A house that makes you feel like you're being hunted.

The house was chasing me. I ran. I got a ticket.

I hid from the house. It found me. I got a warning.

The house said I was the prey. I said I was the hunter.

6

A place that doesn’t understand the word 'no'.

I said no to the house. It said yes to my wallet.

The house said no to my freedom. I said yes to my debt.

I said no to the rent. The house said no to my life.