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When your phone turns your scream into something that makes no sense and smells like burnt toast
What? I said what? Why is my phone trying to murder me?
What? I just asked what? My phone is an idiot.
What? I’m not even mad anymore. My phone is just a monster.
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The moment your phone decides your words are garbage and replaces them with something even worse
What? I asked what? My phone thinks I’m a toddler.
What? I said what? My phone just insulted me.
What? I’m not even yelling anymore. My phone is just evil.
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When your phone takes your normal question and turns it into a cursed message from the future
What? I asked what? My phone is trying to predict my doom.
What? I said what? My phone just ruined my day.
What? I’m not even confused. My phone is just a curse.
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