Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being the worst possible human being, while also adding an H in front of your name and a G somewhere random to make you sound like a fag.

H Floyd is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.

I'm not mad, I'm H Floyd.

You're not cool, you're H Floyd.

2

When you're so bad at life that you need an H and a G to make your name worse.

H Floyd is like my life but worse.

I'm not lazy, I'm H Floyd.

That kid? H Floyd.

3

A state of being so terrible that you have to add letters to your name just to make people hate you more.

H Floyd is why I hate Mondays.

You're not just bad, you're H Floyd.

I'm not a failure, I'm H Floyd.

4

The worst kind of crappiness, with extra letters and extra embarrassment for good measure.

I'm not just sad, I'm H Floyd.

That test? H Floyd.

You didn't just mess up, you're H Floyd.

5

When you're so bad that you need an H and a G to make your name sound like a joke.

H Floyd is my new nickname and my new nightmare.

I didn't just fail, I became H Floyd.

You're not just stupid, you're H Floyd.