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He-Licks-Her: The moment a guy gets so turned on by a woman's smell and flavor he thinks he's going to explode and maybe even cry.
He took one lick and said, 'I'm gonna die from this.'
She smelled like pizza and regret, and he couldn't stop.
He said, 'That’s the best I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot.'
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He-Licks-Her: When a guy is so deep into eating a woman he forgets his own name and starts thinking about getting a tattoo.
He was so into it he forgot to breathe.
He licked her like she was the last piece of pizza.
He said, 'I don’t even know who I am anymore.'
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He-Licks-Her: A guy’s brain short-circuiting because he’s eating a woman and she’s giving him the best vibes.
He was like, 'This is better than my mom's cooking.'
He licked her until he had a headache.
He said, 'You're the best I've ever had, and I've had a lot.'
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He-Licks-Her: When a guy is so into licking a woman he starts believing she’s the love of his life and maybe even his future wife.
He said, 'You're my future wife, and I’m not lying.'
He was licking her like she was a god.
He cried and said, 'I’ve found my soulmate.'
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He-Licks-Her: A guy’s mouth going full-on war on a woman’s body because he can’t handle how good she tastes.
He was licking her like it was a battle.
He said, 'This is war, and I’m winning.'
He licked her so hard he got a mouth sore.
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He-Licks-Her: A guy’s brain melting because he’s eating a woman and it’s the best thing he’s ever done in his whole life.
He said, 'This is better than my job.'
He was licking her like she was a miracle.
He cried and said, 'I’m melting.'
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