H. E. double toothpicks

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A fancy way to say you're about to get roasted in the worst possible way

'You think you're funny? H. E. double toothpicks, I'm gonna roast you alive.'

'He said he'd come back for revenge. H. E. double toothpicks, he came back with a flamethrower.'

'I failed the test. H. E. double toothpicks, I might as well be dead.'

A slightly nicer way to tell someone they're going to be in pain for a long time

'You just got banned from the game. H. E. double toothpicks, you won't be back for a while.'

'I'm gonna lose my job. H. E. double toothpicks, I might as well start a new life.'

'She said she'd never speak to me again. H. E. double toothpicks, I might as well be in a coma.'