H-Dizzle

Current Trending
#pimp hamster#vicious#snarky

4 views · Added 12d ago · 6 definitions

1
A cocky hamster who thinks they're the boss of everyone and will rip your face off if you say anything stupid.
I tried to tell him he was wearing mismatched socks. He threw me out the window.
He called my mom a fat flamingo. I had to fight him with a spoon.
He said my pizza was bad. I kicked him into the trash can.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
A hamster so full of himself he’ll fight you with a cheese knife if you don’t give him respect.
He started a food fight over a crumb. I got a belly full of snack bars.
He called my dad a weak noodle. I had to wrestle him for the TV remote.
He flipped a table because I said his mustache was ugly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
A hamster who doesn't take any mess and will punch you in the face if you don't shut up.
He screamed at me for 20 minutes because I said his socks were loud.
He beat me up with a broom for calling him a flaky pancake.
He bit my finger off because I said his hair was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
4
A hamster who thinks he's the king of the wheel and will fight you with a cheese sandwich if you talk trash.
He threw a cheese sandwich at me because I said his hat was ugly.
He kicked me out of the wheel for calling him a sad wheel.
He bit my arm off because I said he was a flaky muffin.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
5
A hamster who's so full of himself he'll drag you into the garbage if you say one bad thing.
He threw me in the garbage because I said his socks were a disgrace.
He pulled me into the trash can for calling him a weak wheel.
He said my music was bad. I had to fight him with a toothbrush.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
6
A hamster who thinks he's the toughest and will punch you in the nose if you don't respect him.
He punched me in the nose because I said his hair was a mess.
He kicked me out of the room for calling him a sad wheel.
He bit my hand for saying his socks were ugly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
xs