Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a day when your junk is doing backflips and your brain is melting from pure lust

I woke up and my pants were on fire. It was definitely an H-day.

My cat was staring at me like I was a snack. That’s how I knew it was an H-day.

I texted my ex 12 times in 5 minutes. Classic H-day behavior.

2

when you’re so turned on you could kiss a toilet and still feel good about it

I ate a whole pizza and still thought about my crush. H-day, baby.

I passed out in math class because I was thinking about my crush. H-day vibes.

I tried to flirt with the grocery store clerk. That was an H-day.

3

when your brain is full of lube and your heart is screaming for a kiss

I got a 69 on my math test because I was too busy thinking about my crush. H-day, 10/10.

I stared at my crush for 10 minutes straight. That was an H-day.

I texted my crush 'Hey' 15 times. H-day energy.

4

when you’re so hot you could probably cook a whole chicken with your face

I took a shower and thought about my crush the whole time. H-day, I swear.

I got a D on my science test because I was too busy imagining my crush kissing me. H-day.

I stared at my crush’s hair for 10 minutes. That’s an H-day.

5

when you’re so turned on you could probably make your dog do the same

I tried to flirt with my dog and it worked. That was an H-day.

I got a 0 on my homework because I was too busy thinking about my crush. H-day.

I texted my crush 'Hey' and then 'Hey' again. H-day.

6

when your body is saying 'yes' and your brain is yelling 'no' but you still go for it anyway

I tried to ask my crush to be my girlfriend and got rejected. Still an H-day.

I took a picture of my crush and stared at it for 20 minutes. H-day.

I got a B+ on my test because I was too distracted by my crush. H-day.