h-dawg

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A brainy sneaky guy who waits till you're beat before he drops his smartass plan. He's like a genius hiding in a hoodie.

You asked him for help on the test. He said, 'Nah, I'll beat you when I'm done.'

He waited till you failed the quiz before he said, 'You should've studied.'

He texted you, 'I knew you were gonna fail.'

A guy who's as thin as a stick and probably eats nothing but air and dreams.

He’s so skinny, he looks like he’s been eating shadows.

He walked into the room and made the whole class laugh.

He told me he only eats once a week. I believe him.

A hot mess of a woman who talks like she's running for president and probably did.

She said, 'I'm not just a senator, I'm a rockstar.'

She texted me, 'I'm gonna win this election and you're gonna be my sidekick.'

She told the whole country she's the best thing since sliced bread.

A cool nickname for people with a D or H name. It’s like a flex for your initials.

He said, 'I’m not just Dave, I’m H-Dawg.'

She told me, 'I’m not just Dana, I’m H-Dawg.'

He used it in his Instagram bio like it was a superpower.

A grown man who thinks he’s cute and talks about it to 13-year-old girls like they’re his best friends.

He told the girl, 'You’re the best part of my day.'

He texted her, 'You’re the only one who gets me.'

He said, 'You’re the only one who knows me.'