H Bomb

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A super-powered nuclear bomb that can blow up a city and make everyone’s skin look like it’s on fire. It’s way more brutal than the original nuclear bombs, which were just annoying.
My cousin got drafted because he said he could survive an H Bomb.
My teacher said if we didn’t behave, she’d drop an H Bomb on our classroom.
I told my mom I’d rather be dead than get an H Bomb in my face.
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The word ‘hell’ that Meatwad screams when he’s mad, which is always. He screams it so loud, it makes the other characters cry and the TV explode.
Meatwad yelled ‘H Bomb!’ and the room exploded.
My little brother said ‘H Bomb!’ and my mom screamed.
I screamed ‘H Bomb!’ at my dog, and he ran away.
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When a Harvard student says they go to Harvard to get laid. It’s basically a cheat code for dating.
He said he went to Harvard just to get laid.
She said she’s a Harvard student and that meant she was hot.
My friend asked a girl out and said he was a Harvard student.
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When someone has herpes, and it’s like they have a bomb inside them ready to explode whenever they kiss someone.
My friend has the H Bomb and it’s contagious.
She said she had the H Bomb and it was the worst thing ever.
He had the H Bomb and I didn’t even want to touch him.
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A type of drug that’s like a mix of heroin and a party. It makes you high but also makes you look like a mess.
He took the H Bomb and looked like a raccoon.
My friend said the H Bomb was the best thing ever.
She took the H Bomb and didn’t come out for a week.
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A super-powered nuclear bomb that can blow up a city and make everyone’s skin look like it’s on fire. It’s way more brutal than the original nuclear bombs, which were just annoying.
My cousin got drafted because he said he could survive an H Bomb.
My teacher said if we didn’t behave, she’d drop an H Bomb on our classroom.
I told my mom I’d rather be dead than get an H Bomb in my face.
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When a Harvard student says they go to Harvard to get laid. It’s basically a cheat code for dating.
He said he went to Harvard just to get laid.
She said she’s a Harvard student and that meant she was hot.
My friend asked a girl out and said he was a Harvard student.
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