H Baby

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A baby that’s so dead it’s basically a corpse. Its mom is a walking disaster who snorts heroine like it’s breakfast. They sell the baby’s guts for cash or use it to keep a boat afloat.
My cousin’s baby died because the mom was high on pills and forgot to feed it.
They used the dead baby as a life preserver in a river.
The baby was so dead, they sold its toes at the mall.
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A guy from Bensenville who thinks he’s cool. He wears pants that look like Mario’s, has a beaner for a face, and wears Polo shoes like they’re a status symbol. He screams at his girlfriend and acts like he’s a rock star.
He raps about his girlfriend like she’s his worst enemy.
He wears Polo shoes and calls it a fashion statement.
He screamed at his girlfriend so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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