H-B Woodlawn Program

The best school in the whole damn area. Don’t be a dumbass and knock it just because you don’t know it. Teachers are awesome, results are amazing, and no one else can match it. All other schools have jerks too, so shut up and stop being a sore loser.

HB Woodlawn is like a cooler version of a normal school, but if you fail, you’re out. I’ve been to Yorktown, and HB is way better.

HB is a great school and anyone who says otherwise is just jealous. You know you want to go there.

HB is the best school ever, no matter what anyone says. Period. End of story.

HB is a school where you don’t have to go to class, but you still have to deal with kids who drink. It’s called the pothead school, but it’s just full of kids who know how to party.

HB is way better than Yorktown, and you know it. You just don’t want to admit it.

HB is stuck-up, full of lazy kids who don’t even have an athletic program. You didn’t get in because of a lottery, so don’t act like you’re special.