Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Means the heat is so bad it feels like you're standing next to a giant sweaty fart.

Man I walked outside and it felt like my skin was melting off.

My dog just passed out on the sidewalk.

I’m not coming out of my house until I’m dead.

2

When the sun is so strong it feels like it's trying to kiss your face and then eat it.

I was outside for five minutes and my face turned into a tomato.

My shirt is now a charcoal briquette.

Even my socks are sweating.

3

The kind of heat that makes your brain feel like it's boiling in a pot.

I just got out of the shower and my head is still hot.

I can’t think straight, I’m literally melting inside.

I tried to read and all I could think about was ice cream.

4

When the air is so hot it’s like breathing in a giant cup of hot soup.

Every breath feels like I’m drinking lava.

I just took a sip of air and it burned my throat.

I’m not breathing anymore, I’m just burning.

5

Heat so bad it makes your ass feel like it's on fire and your brain is stuck in a sauna.

I walked into the street and my butt started smoking.

I tried to sit down and my chair caught on fire.

I’m not even sure if I’m still human.

6

When the heat is so strong it makes your hair feel like it’s trying to escape your head.

My hair is now a wildfire.

I looked in the mirror and it looked like my head was on fire.

Even my eyebrows are sweating.