H and G

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You yell this at someone who just showed up and then bolted like they were running from a cop. It’s like giving them the finger with your mouth.

You: 'H and G?' as your friend dashes out the door.

Your cousin: 'H and G?' as he flees from your mom.

You: 'H and G?' as your dog runs out of the house like it’s on fire.

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A hooker who’s got more heart than your ex. She’s got class, but she’ll still give you a blow job for a dollar.

'You’re a H and G?' 'No, I’m a H and G with a full-time job!'

Your friend: 'She’s a H and G, and she’s got a PhD in sadness.'

Your teacher: 'You’re a H and G with a side of regret.'

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This old guy who wrote some dumb sci-fi books and made people think aliens were coming. He was a legend, but he probably would’ve cried if you called him a nerd.

'That guy who wrote War of the Worlds? He was a H and G.'

Your dad: 'He was a H and G, and he had a beard like a goat.'

Your teacher: 'He was a H and G, and he made people think the sky was falling.'

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A short, loud, annoying person who talks way too much and thinks they’re funny. They’re the reason you’re still single.

'You’re a C i h u a h a g h g f e?' 'No, I’m a C i h u a h a g h g f e with a side of sarcasm.'

Your mom: 'That kid in the class is a C i h u a h a g h g f e.'

Your friend: 'You’re a C i h u a h a g h g f e and you know it.'

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This guy who made people think aliens were attacking in 1938. He was so good, your grandma cried and your dog ran out of the house.

'That guy who made people think aliens were coming? He was a H and G.'

Your friend: 'He was a H and G and he made my grandma scream.'

Your dad: 'He was a H and G and he scared my dog into running out of the house.'

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This is what happens when you’re about to get yelled at, called out, or basically get roasted. It’s like the universe is about to drop a mic on you.

'THE GREAT TRIAL awaits?' 'Yes, I’m ready to be roasted.'

Your friend: 'THE GREAT TRIAL awaits? I’m ready to die.'

Your mom: 'THE GREAT TRIAL awaits? I’m ready to cry.'

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It’s the alphabet backwards. Like if a kid got bored and flipped it upside down. Simple, but annoying.

'Its literally the alphabet backwards?' 'Yeah, it’s like my brain after too much caffeine.'

Your friend: 'Its literally the alphabet backwards? I can’t even read it.'

Your teacher: 'Its literally the alphabet backwards? You’re in third grade.'

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