Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chase someone just to blow them off and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

He said he’d be my boyfriend for a week then ghosted me like I was a bad smell.

She took my money and my heart then dumped me in the trash.

He hit it and left it like I was a free snack at a gas station.

2

When you’re so wasted you can’t tell your head from your hind end.

I drank 12 beers and tried to dance like I was in a music video. I failed.”

He drank so much he tried to talk to the ceiling and called it a date.

They got so high they started talking to the pizza and called it a conversation.

3

The ultimate cool name for anyone named D or H. It’s like being a VIP at a party for no reason.

My cousin’s name is Devin and now he’s Had. He’s the king of the school.

My name is Henry and now I’m Had. I’m the most popular kid in class.

My friend is Dane and now he’s Had. He gets free pizza and respect.

4

When Harry and Draco get together in the Harry Potter books and it’s the best part of the whole series.

Harry and Draco are like the best couple in the whole series. No one can argue.

They kissed in the book and now I’m obsessed with them.

I would marry Draco just to be with Harry.

5

A woman with a body so good it makes you jealous and a face that could make a statue cry.

She walked in and I instantly fell in love. She was a Honey Dip.

My crush is a Honey Dip and I’m just a sad kid in the background.

She’s the Honey Dip of the school and everyone wants her.

6

The worst insult you can throw at someone online. It means they are a smelly, stupid, brainwashed zombie who probably eats people for fun.

He called me a CHUD and I felt like I was insulted by a goat.

She called me a CHUD and I took it as a personal attack.

He called me a CHUD and I almost cried in front of everyone.

7

A lazy way to end a message when you don’t want to talk anymore.

I said ‘Have a nice day’ to my mom and she just rolled her eyes.

He texted me ‘Have a nice day’ and I knew he was done with me.

She ended the conversation with ‘Have a nice day’ and I felt ignored.