1 A sandwich so bad it makes your brain shut down from the pure stupidity of it Expand My mom made me eat this and now I hate lifeThis is the reason I failed mathI ate it and my dog threw up + Examples
2 When a guy puts his hand on your cock and acts like it’s the most romantic thing ever Expand He did it in front of my whole classI saw it in the mall and it was so awkwardHe did it while I was eating pizza + Examples
3 The worst thing ever. It’s like when your brain is full of jelly and it’s screaming at you Expand My teacher said that and I almost criedMy brother used it on me and I got angryI heard it and I wanted to punch the sky + Examples
4 A big mess of bad stuff that hits you like a brick wall Expand My day was H and C and I almost diedMy test was H and C and I got a zeroMy life is H and C and I just gave up + Examples
5 When one character gets beaten up and the other one is like ‘I’m here for you’ Expand I read it and criedMy friend read it and got madI got hurt and it felt real + Examples
6 You put your hair color in the story and now you’re part of it Expand I put pink and now I’m a superheroI put black and now I’m a vampireI put blue and now I’m a fish + Examples
7 When someone is so dumb and big it’s like they’re a walking disaster Expand My cousin is H and C and I can’t stand himMy teacher said that and I laughedI saw it and I wanted to run + Examples