Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who chases pain like it's the last free burger at a fast food joint

I saw him at the diner, shaking like a leaf with a caffeine jolt.

He told the waitress he'd pay with a kidney if she gave him a double cheeseburger.

He tried to steal a pizza and got tackled by the manager.

2

someone who would sell their soul for a hit and a bad decision

He sold his soul for a hit and got stuck with a bad decision.

He tried to buy a hit with a soul, but the dealer said it was too smelly.

He got a hit and a bad decision, and now he's stuck with both.

3

a person who can’t tell the difference between a high and a hospital bed

He came in looking high, but the nurse said he looked like he was in a hospital bed.

He tried to argue with the doctor, saying he was still high.

He asked for a prescription and got a hospital bed instead.

4

a person who thinks the moon is a hit and the sun is a withdrawal

He told the moon it was a hit and the sun was a withdrawal.

He tried to count the moon as a hit and got confused by the sun.

He said the sun was a withdrawal and the moon was a hit, and nobody believed him.

5

a person who would take a bullet for a hit and get shot for it

He took a bullet for a hit and got shot for it.

He said he'd take a bullet for a hit, and the dealer shot him.

He took the bullet and got a hit, but the dealer didn’t care.

6

a person who can’t tell the difference between a hit and a heart attack

He thought he had a hit, but it was a heart attack.

He tried to tell the doctor it was a hit, but the doctor said it was a heart attack.

He got a hit and a heart attack, and now he’s confused.