H A A R F

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How a hot ass always reeks from friction
That new guy smells like he just ran a marathon in a sock. HAARF.
She walked in and I immediately knew she had a HAARF vibe.
My gym buddy’s HAARF is so strong I can taste it from 10 feet away.
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How a asshole always acts like he’s rich for fuckin’
He dropped a $200 bill like it was a used napkin. HAARF.
She said she got a raise, but I know she just got a HAARF.
He’s got a HAARF so bad he thinks he’s in a movie.
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How a hot ass always appears right before fuckin’
He walked in, I got a HAARF, and boom, kissed her in the hallway.
The moment I saw her, I knew I had a HAARF coming.
He said he was tired, but I knew he was just waiting for a HAARF.
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How a hot ass always appears right before fuckin’
She walked in, I got a HAARF, and boom, kissed her in the hallway.
The moment I saw her, I knew I had a HAARF coming.
He said he was tired, but I knew he was just waiting for a HAARF.
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How a hot ass always acts like it’s rich for fuckin’
She walked in, I got a HAARF, and she acted like she owned the place.
He had a HAARF so strong he could buy a mansion with it.
She said she got a raise, but I knew it was just a HAARF.
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How a hot ass always reeks from friction
He smelled like he had a HAARF and a gym sock.
She walked in and I could tell she had a HAARF and a sock.
He said he was tired, but I knew he had a HAARF and a sock.
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