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When a guy named H hits up five sluts in one night and they all look like they were born in a trash can.

H texted all five girls at the same time and said, 'I'm coming for you all.'

He showed up at the bar with five girls and they all had the same ugly face.

He called his mom and said, 'I just hooked up with five girls and I'm never going back to school.'

Giving a hand job while your boyfriend sucks your neck like a vampire and leaves a purple mark.

He was doing a hand job while my boyfriend bit my neck like it was a juicy apple.

During our date, he gave me a hand job and my boyfriend left a hickey that looked like a bruise.

He was busy with my hand while my boyfriend was busy with my neck.

The five most important things for a guy to be hot: Hair, Humor, Height, Human decency, and Hygiene. If he’s missing one, he’s a disaster.

He had no hair and smelled like a dead raccoon.

He was funny but had no height and wore socks with sandals.

He had good hygiene but no humor and talked like a robot.

Henry Hintelligent Height Humor Hstrongmuscles is the guy who has it all, but he’s also a bit of a showoff.

He showed off his muscles at the gym and called himself Henry Hintelligent.

He bragged about his height and his humor while flexing.

He posted a selfie with his hair, muscles, and a smile that said, 'I’m perfect.'

A way to judge if a guy is your type by looking at his hair, height, hands, hygiene, and sense of humor. If he fails one, he’s not worth your time.

He had bad hair and no sense of humor, so I left him in the dust.

He had good hands but no height, so I ignored him.

He had no hygiene and no humor, so I called him a loser.