G'uuuurd

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A loud, annoying way Rastas talk that makes your brain hurt
G'uuuurd, I just smoked a whole joint and now I'm yelling at my mom.
G'uuuurd, my pants are on fire and I don't care.
G'uuuurd, I'm too high to remember my own name.
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A Rasta way of talking that sounds like a broken parrot on a bad day
G'uuuurd, my coffee is stronger than my willpower.
G'uuuurd, I just beat my brother at chess and now I'm crying.
G'uuuurd, I'm not lazy, I'm just in a state of deep relaxation.
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A Rasta slang that makes you want to punch someone and then eat a sandwich
G'uuuurd, I'm so full I could explode.
G'uuuurd, my dog just stole my pizza.
G'uuuurd, I'm tired but I'm still talking like a lunatic.
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A Rasta way of speaking that is like a loud, messy party in your head
G'uuuurd, I just woke up and I'm already screaming.
G'uuuurd, I'm too tired to think straight.
G'uuuurd, I'm eating cereal for dinner and I'm proud of myself.
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A Rasta slang that sounds like someone is yelling through a broken speaker
G'uuuurd, I just ran a marathon and I'm still tired.
G'uuuurd, my phone is dead and I'm screaming at it.
G'uuuurd, I'm so happy I could die.
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