G"undie"

Aka Gundam. It’s the reason you’re still single. Stop drooling over those robots like they’re gonna save you from your sad life. You’re not gonna get a date from a anime show.

Gundie is the worst. It’s like having a crush on a robot that won’t text you back. You’re gonna waste your life on something that’s not even real.

Gundie is the only thing keeping you from being completely useless. You’re like a kid who thinks a cartoon is real. You’re gonna end up alone with a robot for company.

Gundie is the worst thing to ever happen to you. You’re like a dog chasing a cartoon. You’re gonna end up eating pizza and crying over a robot.

Gundie is the only thing you care about. You’re like a loser who thinks a robot is going to save you from your boring life. You’re gonna end up old and sad with no friends.