Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to greet people instead of saying g'day. It’s like showing up to a fight with a spoon.

G'they, you piece of trash. I'm not even mad I saw you.

G'they, I'm not even gonna ask why you're late.

G'they, I'm gonna need a drink before this conversation gets worse.

2

A half-assed greeting that sounds like you're too tired to even bother with words.

G'they, I just got out of jail and I'm not even mad.

G'they, I'm still mad about last Tuesday.

G'they, I'm gonna need a nap and a beer.

3

A crude way to say hello that makes you sound like you just woke up from a nightmare.

G'they, I'm still mad you stole my sandwich.

G'they, I'm not even gonna pretend I heard that.

G'they, I'm gonna need a new best friend.

4

A lazy, rude, and totally unoriginal way to greet someone, like you're too busy being a mess to say anything else.

G'they, I'm still mad you didn't bring me a coffee.

G'they, I'm too tired to be mad right now.

G'they, I'm gonna need a new life.

5

A short and dirty way to greet someone, like you just woke up and your brain is still in the trash can.

G'they, I'm still mad you didn't show up.

G'they, I'm too tired to even be annoyed.

G'they, I'm gonna need a new brain.

6

A rude and unimpressive greeting that sounds like you're trying to be cool but failing.

G'they, I'm still mad you didn't bring me snacks.

G'they, I'm too tired to even care.

G'they, I'm gonna need a new snack.