g.t.f.o.b.

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you yell g. t. f. o. b. at someone who’s either brain dead or thinks they’re the only one who matters, like they’re the main character of this whole situation.
My coworker still didn’t get why we’re doing this meeting. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’ll throw coffee at you.'
My friend kept talking about her ex like he was the only person who ever existed. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m leaving this group chat.'
My brother didn’t know why I was mad. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m taking your Xbox.'
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you scream g. t. f. o. b. at someone who’s so clueless they might as well be a goldfish wearing a hat.
My boss kept asking why we didn’t finish the report. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m eating your lunch.'
My friend kept talking about her cat like it was the president. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m leaving this conversation.'
My brother didn’t know what the deal was with the new game. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m taking your phone.'
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you tell someone to g. t. f. o. b. when they’re so slow they make snails look fast.
My coworker didn’t understand why we were doing this meeting. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’ll throw a paper airplane at you.'
My friend kept talking about her ex like he was the only one who ever existed. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m leaving this group chat.'
My brother didn’t know why I was mad. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m taking your Xbox.'
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you yell g. t. f. o. b. at someone who’s so clueless they might be a lost sock in a laundry machine.
My boss kept asking why we didn’t finish the report. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m eating your lunch.'
My friend kept talking about her cat like it was the president. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m leaving this conversation.'
My brother didn’t know what the deal was with the new game. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m taking your phone.'
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you tell someone to g. t. f. o. b. when they’re so clueless it’s like they’re living in a different universe with no internet.
My coworker still didn’t get why we’re doing this meeting. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’ll throw coffee at you.'
My friend kept talking about her ex like he was the only one who ever existed. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m leaving this group chat.'
My brother didn’t know why I was mad. I said, 'G. T. F. O. B. or I’m taking your Xbox.'
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