Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gym, Tan, Find out which weird guys Sammi is texting, because they're probably fatter than your uncle after Thanksgiving.

Gym, Tan, Find out which weird guys Sammi is texting, and stop being so jealous!

Gym, Tan, Find out which weird guys Sammi is texting, or I'll tell your mom about your crush.

Gym, Tan, Find out which weird guys Sammi is texting, and stop being such a sore loser.

2

Bro, I just dumped a huge load down my dog girlfriend’s throat, and now she’s crying like a baby.

Bro, I just dumped a huge load down my dog girlfriend’s throat, and now she smells like a trash can.

Bro, I just dumped a huge load down my dog girlfriend’s throat, and now she’s going to take a nap for a week.

3

A really mean person who took over your spot, and they probably don’t even like you.

A really mean person who took over your spot, and they’re probably worse than your ex.

A really mean person who took over your spot, and they stole your lunch money too.

4

A person who tries so hard to fit in with your life, they probably have a second job just to pay for your relationship.

5

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM, when you’re so bored you type the keyboard forwards, backwards, sideways, and even upside down.