G+T

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G+T is the messiest kind of relationship. They’re fooling around, swapping spit, but they can’t figure out if they’re a couple or just a couple of idiots.
Gabe: 'I think we’re dating.' Trianna: 'I think we’re just trying to avoid DTR.'
They went on three dates and still argue about what they are.
Trianna kissed Gabe in front of his mom. Gabe didn’t know what to say.
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G+T is when tiny people are getting stepped on by giants. It’s like being squished by a giant’s shoe. Tiny people are the size of a thumb. Giants are taller than a house.
'I was tiny and got crushed by a giant’s foot. It was like being run over by a truck.'
They drew a tiny person standing next to a giant. The giant looked like a mountain.
At school, the tiny kid was stuck under the giant’s foot. It was a nightmare.
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G+T is the drink of the rich and lazy. It’s what you sip while pretending you’re not just drunk.
'I had a G+T before the tennis match. I didn’t win, but I felt fancy.'
He drank G+T like it was water. He was wasted.
She sipped her G+T and called it a 'premium lifestyle.'
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G+T is the drug-fueled version of partying. G is GHB. T is Crystal Meth. It’s like a drug-fueled love affair.
'Gina and Tina got high and had sex. It was wild.'
They took G and T and didn’t stop until the morning.
At the party, Gina and Tina were the only ones still dancing at 3 a. m.
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G+T is a drink that tastes like wet grass and regret. It’s what you drink when you’re too drunk to care.
'That G+T tasted like a soggy lawn.'
She drank it and said it was 'worse than my ex.'
He downed his G+T and said, 'I can’t taste anything but regret.'
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G+T is a lazy way to say 'give or take.' It’s what you use when you’re too lazy to type the full phrase.
'I’ll be there in five minutes, give or take.'
He said, 'We’ll eat in 10 minutes, G+T.'
She wrote 'I’ll be there G+T' and called it a day.
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G+T is the drink of the rich and the snobby. It’s what you sip while pretending you’re not just drunk and fancy.
'Only rich people drink G+T. I’m rich now.'
He sipped his G+T and said, 'I’m better than you.'
She drank G+T and said, 'I’m going to East India next.'
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