G'rods Level

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You're so low, you're like the dirt under a shoe. You disrespected someone so bad, they're probably thinking about shoving your face in a toilet.
My mom called me a f***ing loser for failing math again.
He said my dog was fat and then called me a f***ing meatball.
I disrespected my teacher and now I have to clean the entire classroom.
2
You're like the last kid picked for a team. You messed up so bad, your whole social life is now in the trash.
I texted my crush and said he was ugly and now we're not talking.
I insulted my best friend and now he's eating my lunch.
I got in trouble for stealing a snack and now I'm the class clown.
3
You're so low, you're like the bottom of a sock. You did something so embarrassing, you're now the reason people laugh at lunch.
I fell off the bleachers during gym and now everyone laughs at me.
I said my teacher's pants were on fire and now I'm the class joke.
I messed up my speech and now I'm the reason people don't take me seriously.
4
You're like the last piece of cake. You did something so bad, your whole reputation is now a f***ing disaster.
I cheated on a test and now everyone thinks I'm a fraud.
I yelled at the principal and now I'm grounded for a month.
I said my dog was a f***ing idiot and now my dog won't talk to me.
5
You're so low, you're like the bottom of a backpack. You messed up so bad, people now think you're a complete f***ing disaster.
I said my teacher was a f***ing donkey and now I'm in trouble.
I broke my phone and now my mom is f***ing mad.
I got a D on my math test and now my dad is giving me the evil eye.
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