G.roboing

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When you're high on cough syrup and weed so bad you think your mom is a robot and your dog is plotting against you.
I just G. roboed so hard I tried to text my math teacher and he answered back as a chicken.
My friend took three hits of robo and now he’s screaming at the ceiling like it owes him money.
I G. roboed so bad I thought my pizza was a hallucination and my mom was trying to steal my soul.
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Getting so wasted on robo and weed you think you're a superhero with a cough and a bad attitude.
I G. roboed and tried to fly out my window with my blanket on like it was a cape.
My brother G. roboed and tried to fight his brother’s imaginary friend.
I took robo and weed and thought my teacher was a robot trying to steal my lunch money.
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When you’re so messed up on robo and weed you can’t tell your friend from your mom and you start yelling at the fridge.
I G. roboed and started talking to my fridge like it was my ex.
My friend G. roboed and tried to explain the universe to his math teacher.
I took robo and weed and thought my dog was a spy from the CIA.
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Getting so high on robo and weed you start believing the world is upside down and your teacher is a wizard.
I G. roboed and thought my classroom was a spaceship.
My friend G. roboed and tried to summon a ghost with his phone.
I took robo and weed and thought my mom was a witch who turned my brother into a chicken.
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When you’re so out of your mind on robo and weed you think your dog is a robot and your math teacher is a superhero.
I G. roboed and tried to teach my dog algebra.
My friend G. roboed and thought his math teacher had a secret identity as a ninja.
I took robo and weed and started arguing with my microwave about the meaning of life.
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