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A band so good they made hair metal sound like a holy experience. Everyone else is just trying to be them.
"Guns n Roses? That’s the only band I ever respect. The rest are just fakes."
"I’m gonna listen to Guns n Roses until my speakers explode."
"If I had to die, I’d want it to be while listening to Guns n Roses."
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What you yell when someone finally gets the hell out of your life and you’re too happy to care if they die on the way.
"Good riddance! I’ll be happy if that idiot dies in a car crash."
"Finally, that smelly guy left. Good riddance!"
"That loser just quit. Good riddance! I’m gonna dance in the streets."
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A horse so fast and high it could jump to the moon. He’s the cum buddy of the devil, wears diamonds, and is the king of titty-fuckery.
"Grum just jumped over my house. I’m scared of him."
"That horse is the cum buddy of the devil. He’s Grum."
"Grum just ran over my mom’s cat. I’m not mad. I’m impressed."
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When you’re so mad you spell it out like a broken kid. Each letter gets its own scream.
"G... R... R... R...! My mom just broke my phone!"
"G R R R! Why is my coffee so bad?"
G R R R! I just failed my math test, and I’m gonna die."
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A new political idea that’s just the middle of everything. It’s like being the weakest link in a game of tug-of-war.
"G&R is just the middle of everything. I don’t even know what that means."
"This new political idea is the weakest link. It’s G&R."
"I hate G&R. It’s just the middle of everything. I want to be on the edges."
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What you do after someone says something so mean you feel like you just got hit by a truck. You grin, duck, and run.
"He just called me a f***ing loser. Grin, duck, run!"
"She said I was the worst. Grin, duck, run! I’m gonna cry in a bathroom."
"He insulted my mom. Grin, duck, run! I’m gonna punch him."
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A mix of rhythm and being a gangsta. It’s like being cool and having a beat at the same time.
"G&R is like rhythm and being a gangsta. I’m just trying to be cool."
"Snoop Dogg’s G&R is the best. It’s like rhythm and being a gangsta."
"I just listened to G&R and now I feel like a gangsta. I’m gonna rob a bank."
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