G'Postrich

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A weird mix of a pigeon, an ostrich, and a goat. It's like nature threw a poop and made a monster.
My dog saw a G'Postrich and ran away screaming.
I think my neighbor turned into a G'Postrich during the pandemic.
That thing in the park is a G'Postrich. It's eating my lunch.
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A half-bird, half-goat, half-ostrich monster. It’s like the worst family reunion ever.
My cousin’s pet is a G'Postrich. It chased me down the street.
I think my teacher is a G'Postrich. She’s got feathers and a bad attitude.
That thing at the zoo is a G'Postrich. It’s louder than my brother.
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A cursed animal made from a pigeon, an ostrich, and a goat. It’s like someone took a poop and made it walk.
My friend’s pet is a G'Postrich. It just pooped on my shoes.
That thing in the park is a G'Postrich. It’s got a goat’s butt and a pigeon’s beak.
I saw a G'Postrich at the mall. It screamed and ate my burger.
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