G.P.B.

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A boy who thinks he's a doctor but only knows how to make people feel bad
He called me for a mental breakdown because I spilled coffee on my shirt
He diagnosed my dog with depression because it didn't want to fetch
He told my mom I was a 'psychological nightmare' after I said 'no' to pizza
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A boy who thinks he's a psychiatrist but only knows how to make people cry
He made my brother cry by asking him if he had 'emotional baggage' after he lost a game
He told my dad he was 'emotionally unstable' because he forgot to buy milk
He asked me if I was 'mentally damaged' because I didn't do my homework
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A boy who thinks he's a doctor but only knows how to make people feel stupid
He called me a 'mental failure' because I got a B on a math test
He told my sister she had a 'brain disorder' because she didn't like math
He said I had 'mental issues' because I didn't want to be his friend
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A boy who thinks he's a psychiatrist but only knows how to make people feel like failures
He made my best friend feel like a 'complete failure' because he forgot his lunch
He told my mom I was a 'mental disaster' because I didn't do my chores
He called my dog a 'psychological catastrophe' because it didn't want to go outside
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A boy who thinks he's a doctor but only knows how to make people feel like they're dying
He told me I was 'dying mentally' because I didn't want to go to school
He made my brother feel like he was 'on his deathbed' because he didn't do his homework
He called my dog a 'dying creature' because it didn't want to play
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A boy who thinks he's a psychiatrist but only knows how to make people feel like they're crazy
He told me I was 'crazy' because I didn't want to eat my vegetables
He said my dog was 'mentally unstable' because it didn't want to go for a walk
He called my brother a 'madman' because he lost a game
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