G.N.S

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G. N. S is the trash talk of the office. Started by a fat, bald, tired guy named Bill who had nothing better to do than spread lies about people’s love lives.
'Did you hear about Sarah and the mailman? They’ve been at it for weeks!'
'Mike’s got a new girlfriend, and it’s not his wife.'
'The boss is having an affair with the coffee lady. It’s true. I saw them.'
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G. N. S is the office’s way of making a boring job feel like a soap opera. It’s all lies, jealousy, and bad decisions.
'The boss said he’s going to fire Sue. Just because she didn’t bring him coffee.'
'Why is Dave’s desk covered in sticky notes? He’s in love with the intern.'
'The IT guy is dating the printer. It’s not a joke.'
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G. N. S is the office’s version of a reality show. Everyone’s a contestant, and the only prize is a broken heart.
'Why did Karen take the day off? She’s got a new boyfriend. Or is it a new boyfriend?'
'Mark’s going to propose to his boss. He’s crazy.'
'The coffee lady got a promotion. The boss is jealous.'
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G. N. S is the office’s way of making everyone look like fools. It’s all fake news, bad choices, and lazy people.
'They say the boss is going to quit. He’s got a new job. Or is it a new job?'
'Why is the new guy whispering to the photocopier? He’s in love with it.'
'The receptionist is going to break up with the security guard. Again.'
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G. N. S is the office’s way of pretending they have a life. It’s all made up stories, bad decisions, and no real work done.
'Did you hear? The boss is having a baby with the intern.'
'Why is the IT guy crying? He got dumped by the printer.'
'Karen’s going to quit. Or is she going to quit?'
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G. N. S is the office’s way of turning a normal day into a disaster. It’s all lies, jealousy, and bad timing.
'Why is the boss yelling at the coffee lady? He thinks she’s the intern.'
'Mark’s got a new girlfriend. Or is it the same one?'
'Why is the photocopier crying? It’s got a broken heart.'
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