G'mork

Current Trending

4 views · Added 13d ago · 6 definitions

1
A giant wolf from a stupid book who eats everyone and makes a mess like a clumsy kid.
My math teacher said I was G'mork because I destroyed the classroom.
My cousin's dog is G'mork, and it bit my uncle's leg off.
I told my mom I was G'mork, and she gave me a popsicle and a time-out.
2
A huge wolf that shows up when you're having a bad day and makes it even worse.
My friend said G'mork showed up during his piano recital and screamed in his ear.
My brother called me G'mork because I spilled my juice on his shirt.
I saw G'mork in my dream, and he ate my pet goldfish.
3
A wolf so big and mean it makes your teacher cry and your lunch disappear.
My teacher said G'mork came to school and ate the whole cafeteria.
I told my dad I was G'mork, and he gave me a sandwich and a warning.
My cat is G'mork, and it chased my neighbor's dog into the street.
4
A wolf that doesn’t care about your feelings and just wants to chew your face off.
My math test was so hard, I said G'mork came to eat my brain.
My brother said G'mork was in our house and ate his snack.
My dog is G'mork, and it barked at the mailman until he ran away.
5
A giant wolf who doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'please' and just eats people.
My teacher said G'mork was coming to eat all the kids in the class.
I told my mom I was G'mork, and she gave me a cookie and a warning.
My friend's dog is G'mork, and it bit the mailman.
6
A wolf so big and scary it makes your mom give you a time-out and a popsicle.
My teacher said G'mork was coming to eat all the homework.
I told my dad I was G'mork, and he gave me a sandwich and a laugh.
My dog is G'mork, and it chased my brother up a tree.
xs