G'MOOBS

My cousin's G'MOOBS are so bad, I think he cried when he got them.

I asked my dad if he had G'MOOBS, and he said, 'No, but I wish I did.'

My crush has G'MOOBS so big, I think he’s trying to hide his whole face.

My mom's G'MOOBS are so bad, they should be on a diet.

My brother's G'MOOBS look like they were born in a jail cell.

My teacher has G'MOOBS so big, I think she’s hiding a whole class in there.

My uncle's G'MOOBS are so bad, he thinks he’s a superhero.

My friend’s G'MOOBS look like they were made by a drunk man.

My neighbor’s G'MOOBS are so bad, the mailman ran away.