Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to think straight and just want to yell at your face in the mirror.

G. M. A. I. G. I’m not even mad I’m just tired

G. M. A. I. G. I didn’t even know I was doing it

G. M. A. I. G. I’m not even here right now

2

When you’re too high to care but still try to sound cool by making up fake acronyms.

G. M. A. I. G. I just smoked three joints

G. M. A. I. G. I can’t even spell my own name

G. M. A. I. G. I’m too stoned to be mad

3

The reason you failed your math test and still act like you’re the king of the world.

G. M. A. I. G. I didn’t even study

G. M. A. I. G. I just wanted to be famous

G. M. A. I. G. I didn’t even show up

4

What you say when you’re too dumb to finish your sentences and just yell at yourself.

G. M. A. I. G. I don’t even know what I’m saying

G. M. A. I. G. I just yelled at my mom

G. M. A. I. G. I don’t even remember my own name

5

A fancy way of saying you’re too busy being a mess to care about anything.

G. M. A. I. G. I didn’t even brush my teeth

G. M. A. I. G. I just ate a whole pizza

G. M. A. I. G. I’m too busy being sad

6

When you’re too lazy to do your homework and just yell it at the teacher.

G. M. A. I. G. I didn’t even do my work

G. M. A. I. G. I just yelled it at the ceiling

G. M. A. I. G. I didn’t even know it was due