G.KANNON

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G. KANNON is a street legend from South Central who grew up in the worst part of L. A. He’s known for his number 18 and his mouth. He talks trash and makes people fear him.
Yo, G. KANNON just cussed me out in the middle of the store. I ran out like I was being chased by a cop.
He said I was a ‘weak lil’ fella’ and I had to walk home with my head down.
I saw him on 82nd and Figueroa and he waved. I almost peed my pants.
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G. KANNON is from the hood and rules the streets. He doesn’t need no title, he just needs to say his name and people know who he is.
He texted me and said, ‘You ain’t nothing, kid.’ I replied, ‘You ain’t nothing either.’ He blocked me.
I saw him walking down the street and I dropped my phone. He laughed and walked away.
He told my cousin to shut up and then he kicked him. My cousin cried like a baby.
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G. KANNON is a real-life superhero from South Central who doesn’t wear a cape. He wears a hoodie and has a mouth like a donkey.
He texted me and said, ‘You’re a joke.’ I texted back, ‘You’re a joke too.’ He sent me a picture of him eating a whole pizza.
I bumped into him on the street and he said, ‘Watch your back, lil’ dude.’ I ran home.
He told my mom that I was a ‘waste of space’ and she started crying.
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