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Men walking around like they own the street. But when they get home they’re just a mess in bed.

My buddy thinks he’s a king on the street. Then he passes out on the floor like a drunk pig.

He’s the toughest guy in the block. But he can’t even button his pajamas.

He’s all swagger in the day. At night, he’s just a puddle of sweat and bad decisions.

Guys who act tough outside. But inside they’re just a bunch of screaming babies.

He’s got a loud mouth on the street. But he cries like a baby when his phone dies.

He’s got a reputation for being a tough guy. But he runs from the vacuum cleaner.

He’s got a cool hat and a cool car. But he can’t even make his bed.

Men who fight for respect in the street. But in bed they fight for their lives.

He’ll take on a whole block for a sandwich. But he can’t handle a loud snore.

He’s got a street name. But his bedtime stories are the worst.

He’s got a cool nickname. But his pajamas are just a pile of clothes.