G.I. system butthole clearing brawl

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A big poop explosion that leaves you feeling like you just ran a marathon in a garbage can.

I ate three pizzas and now I'm having a G. I. system butthole clearing brawl.

My coworker's desk looks like a war zone after his lunch break.

I just dropped my pants and ran out of the room like it was a fire drill.

When your guts decide to throw a party and everyone gets kicked out.

I had a G. I. system butthole clearing brawl right in the middle of my Zoom meeting.

My kid’s teacher had to leave the classroom because of my kid’s lunch.

I tried to hide it, but my dog knew exactly what was going on.

Your insides are so angry they’re throwing everything out like it’s a trash day.

I had a G. I. system butthole clearing brawl in the grocery store aisle.

My friend’s car smelled like a sewage plant after his lunch.

I couldn’t go to the gym because I was too busy fighting my guts.

Your gut is having a full-blown meltdown and no one is safe.

I had a G. I. system butthole clearing brawl on the bus and no one wanted to sit next to me.

My dog ran away because he couldn’t handle the smell.

My dad had to leave the room because he couldn’t take it anymore.

Your stomach is so full it’s like it just got hit by a truck and is screaming for help.

I had a G. I. system butthole clearing brawl during my mom’s birthday dinner.

My cat refused to come near me after I had my lunch.

I had to take a shower just to get the smell off my clothes.

Your guts are so mad they’re throwing everything out like it’s the end of the world.

I had a G. I. system butthole clearing brawl in my car and my friend got stuck with the smell.

My brother’s whole shirt got soaked in poop.

I couldn’t go to sleep because my gut was still screaming.