G.I. Jean

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A French G. I. Joe who fought in World War II but couldn't save France from getting beaten up. He’s all talk, can’t even figure out how to use a computer. He hangs out with his dumb friends Dominique, Jean-Jacques, and Francois.

'G. I. Jean thinks he’s a hero, but he can’t even log on to the internet.'

'He brought his dumb friends to the battle. They all got kicked out.'

'G. I. Jean tried to hack the enemy. He just broke the computer.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A French soldier who probably got more medals than sense. He talks about war like it’s a video game, but he can’t even send a text. His friends are just as clueless.

'G. I. Jean says he single-handedly won the war. He forgot his pants.'

'He brought his friends to battle. They all got lost.'

'He tried to use a computer. He made it explode.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A French guy who thought he was tough, but he got his ass kicked in World War II. He’s loud, proud, and can’t even use a phone. His friends are even worse.

'G. I. Jean yells about battle. He can’t even find his own socks.'

'He told his friends they were the best. They all got lost.'

'He tried to use a tablet. He broke it with his hands.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago