G.I. Jaquan

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A black guy who acts like he’s in the military 24/7 but won’t even sign up. He’s more into shooting virtual enemies than real ones.

I’m gonna blast these zombies like I’m in Afghanistan.

I’ve got more medals in Call of Duty than my uncle has in the Army.

I don’t need a rifle, I’ve got a controller and a headset.

A guy who claims to be a soldier but has never left his bedroom. He’s got more grenades in his game than in his backpack.

I just dropped a grenade on 10 enemies and I didn’t even break a sweat.

My squad’s dead, but I’m still alive because I have a cheat code.

I’m gonna shoot this enemy so hard, he’ll be in the hospital.

A black kid who thinks he’s the toughest marine ever, but he’s just playing a game and yelling at his screen like it’s a battlefield.

I just killed 100 enemies and I’m still not done.

I’m gonna punch this guy so hard, he’ll be out for the rest of the game.

I don’t need a helmet, I’ve got a headset and I’m ready for war.