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A woman on a military base who sleeps with every guy she sees, just for the hell of it. She's the reason the base has more babies than battle plans.
She texts every solider on base at 2 a. m. and says 'Wanna make a baby? I’m wearing pajamas.'
She showed up to a training session with a boy band and a bottle of wine.
She told the general she’d sleep with his dog if he gave her a promotion.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A female soldier who farts, fucks, and flirts her way to the top. She’s the reason men in the army don’t trust women with rank.
She said she’d give the colonel a blow job if he let her skip PT.
She wore a skirt to a war meeting and said, 'I can fight and I can flirt.'
She promised to sleep with the sergeant if he gave her a raise.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A girl who uses her body like a weapon to climb the military ladder. She doesn’t care if men have wives or kids, she just wants rank and cock.
She told the captain she’d let him touch her toes if he gave her a promotion.
She sat on a general’s desk during a meeting and said, 'You’ll promote me or I’ll sit here all day.'
She gave the lieutenant a foot massage during a mission briefing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman in the military who’s more interested in sleeping than fighting. She’s the reason the army has more bed fights than bullet fights.
She took a bullet for the sergeant and said, 'I’ll take bullets or I’ll take cock, either way, I win.'
She asked the private if he wanted to skip duty if he let her sleep with him.
She turned a battlefield into a lover’s lane.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A girl who chases every man in uniform like they’re the last donut on base. She’s the army’s version of a puck slut, but with more boots and less ice.
She asked the marine if he wanted to skip drills if he let her take him out for coffee.
She showed up to a military party with a mini skirt and a promise.
She told the soldier she’d let him touch her hair if he gave her a promotion.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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