G.I. BAD

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G. I. BAD is like a superhero who beats the crap out of your brain when it’s having a meltdown from too much war and stress.

My brain was screaming, and G. I. BAD came in like a wrecking ball and shut it up.

He took my PTSD and turned it into a punchline.

I had a nightmare so bad, G. I. BAD showed up and gave it a black eye.

G. I. BAD is the guy who shows up when your PTSD is having a party and throws it out the window.

He kicked my anxiety out of my head like it owed him money.

G. I. BAD came in and told my PTSD to go home and take the night off.

He turned my panic attack into a comedy sketch.

G. I. BAD doesn’t just fight demons, he insults them and leaves them crying in the corner.

He called my PTSD a baby and gave it a time-out.

He told my anxiety it was ugly and walked away.

He made my stress eat a sandwich and then laughed at it.