G.H.F.

My cousin’s a G. H. F. He wears glitter every day and talks to his plants.

I saw a G. H. F. crying at a rainbow parade. It was majestic.

My teacher called me a G. H. F. because I drew a mustache on a picture of a chicken.

My neighbor’s a G. H. F. He wears a dress to work and brings a lunchbox shaped like a unicorn.

I called my brother a G. H. F. because he cried when his sock didn’t match.

The guy in my math class is a G. H. F. He talks to his calculator like it’s his girlfriend.

My friend is a G. H. F. He tried to sing at a karaoke bar and everyone ran out.

My dad’s a G. H. F. He wears a hat every day and thinks it makes him cool.

The guy who tried to dance at my birthday party is a G. H. F. He looked like a confused robot.

My uncle is a G. H. F. He has a pet unicorn named Bubbles and sells glitter at the mall.

I saw a G. H. F. at the grocery store. He was shopping for glitter and a unicorn snack.

My mom’s friend is a G. H. F. She wears glitter and talks to her unicorn every day.

My friend’s a G. H. F. He thinks he’s the king of the school, but everyone just laughs when he talks.

The guy who tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside is a G. H. F.

My brother is a G. H. F. He thinks he’s the most popular guy in the class, but no one likes him.

My neighbor is a G. H. F. He has a degree in being gay and sells rainbows at the mall.

I saw a G. H. F. at the mall. He was wearing a rainbow shirt and selling glitter.

My dad’s a G. H. F. He has a degree in being gay and a side job selling rainbows.