g$h

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Stands for 'Get Money Hoe', it's what internet marketers yell when they're trying to sell you a $1000 course for $10.
Bro, you're telling me you paid $500 for a course called 'G$H Bootcamp'? You're a f***ing idiot.
My mom signed up for G$H and now she's trying to sell me a subscription to a 'Honeycomb Hype Club', it's not even real.
My teacher said G$H is the new religion, and I'm not going to let him f*** me up for it.
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G/H equals Greatest Hits, like your greatest hits are just you screaming at your ex and then crying in the shower.
My Greatest Hits playlist is just me shouting 'G$H!' and then my cat meowing.
I made a Greatest Hits mixtape for my ex and it's just me saying 'G$H' and then crying in the car.
My Greatest Hits are my friends making fun of me in the car and me yelling 'G$H!' at them.
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To substitute any 'ee' sound in a name with the letters 'g-h' to make a more 'unique' name, like you're trying to be cool and it's just f***ing sad.
My name is Lee, but I changed it to Ghe because I thought it was cool and I was f***ing stupid.
My friend's name is Dee, but he changed it to Ghe and now he thinks he's a hipster.
My cat's name was Bebe, but now it's Ghebe and I think it's the worst thing ever.
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Normally used in conjunction with G F Y (Go Fuck Yourself), it's the best way to make your boss cry and your coworker laugh.
My boss said I was slacking off, so I texted him G F Y and G H Y and now he's crying in the breakroom.
My coworker said I was being a f***ing idiot, so I sent him G F Y and G H Y and now he's laughing at me.
My teacher told me I was being a pain, so I wrote G F Y and G H Y on my test and got a zero.
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Kayleigh is a youtuber with over 43 subscribers, that's not even enough to make her cool, but she still thinks she's the best.
Kayleigh has 43 subscribers and she still thinks she's a celebrity. I don't even know what that means.
Kayleigh's channel is just her saying G$H and then crying. She has 43 people who think that's cool.
Kayleigh said she's going to be famous and now she has 43 subscribers. I think that's just sad.
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A British writer who made up some crazy stories, like aliens invading New Jersey and people being invisible. It's probably all fake, but he made a lot of people cry.
He wrote a book about aliens invading New Jersey and people believed it. That's just f***ing crazy.
He made up a story about people being invisible and now I think he's a f***ing genius.
He made people think they were being invaded by Martians and now I think he's the best writer ever.
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