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Your ex and her new guy crashing your house like it's a free buffet
She texted me: 'I'm coming over. Bring snacks.'
He DM'd me: 'We're gonna party like it's 2013.'
She called me: 'Your house is our new apartment.'
G.F.B.E.
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Your ex and her new guy trespassing like they own the place
She posted: 'I'm back. Your house is my new hotel.'
He tweeted: 'We're gonna live here now. Deal with it.'
She sent me a voice note: 'You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.'
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Your ex and her new guy stealing your stuff and pretending it's a surprise
She texted: 'I took your pizza. It was a gift.'
He posted: 'We took your TV. It was a love letter.'
She called me: 'Your stuff is now my stuff. Get used to it.'