G.E.T high school

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Wisconsin or Alabama? Who the hell cares? Half the school is your ex or your new hook-up. You’ve done them all. V cards are like cash, and everyone’s begging for one last Juul hit. Sports? Only football matters, and even then, you’re only there for the two guys who make the team look good.
'Why are you at the prom with the principal’s daughter?' 'Because I slept with her twice.'
'I got a V card today. Now I can smoke in the hallway.'
'I failed algebra, but I passed the football game.'
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You’re in a school where everyone’s related or slept with each other. V cards are more valuable than gold. You’re there for football, but only because two guys do all the work. Don’t even think about messing with the farmers, they’ll beat you up with their boots.
'I got a V card from my teacher. Now I can skip class.'
'I slept with three people in my class. I’m the most popular.'
'The football team lost, but the two guys saved the game.'
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You’re stuck in a school where everyone’s related or slept with each other. V cards are life. Sports only matter if you’re on the football team, and even then, only two guys do anything. Don’t mess with the farmers, or they’ll kick your ass with their boots.
'I slept with my brother. Now we’re both popular.'
'I got a V card. Now I can smoke in the hallway.'
'I failed math, but I made the football team.'
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You’re in a school where everyone’s your ex or your new love. V cards are the new money. You’re there for football, but only two guys matter. Don’t be a fool and mess with the farmers, they’ll beat you up with their boots.
'I got a V card from my crush. Now I can smoke in the hallway.'
'I slept with my crush’s brother. Now I’m the most popular.'
'I made the football team, but only because I’m one of the two good players.'
5
You’re in a school where everyone’s your ex or your new love. V cards are more valuable than cash. You’re only there for football, but only two guys matter. Don’t mess with the farmers. They’ll kick your ass with their boots.
'I got a V card from my teacher. Now I can smoke in the hallway.'
'I slept with three people in my class. I’m the most popular.'
'I failed algebra but made the football team.'
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You’re in a school where half the people are your ex or your new love. V cards are like cash. You’re there for football, but only two guys matter. Don’t mess with the farmers. They’ll kick your ass with their boots.
'I slept with my crush’s crush. Now I’m the most popular.'
'I got a V card. Now I can smoke in the hallway.'
'I made the football team, but only because I’m one of the two good players.'
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