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A person who thinks they're a brainiac just because they read a single article in the Utne Reader and now they're bragging about it like it's the Nobel Prize.
My cousin got a G. E. D. and now he thinks he's Einstein.
She read one article and now she's telling me I'm dumb.
He got a G. E. D. and now he says he's smarter than my teacher.
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A person who says they're an expert because they read a Utne Reader article and now they're trying to impress everyone.
He read one article and now he's telling me he's a genius.
She got a G. E. D. and now she thinks she's better than my mom.
He got a G. E. D. and now he's trying to be my teacher.
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Someone who thinks they're a scholar just because they read a Utne Reader article and now they're acting like they know everything.
He read a Utne Reader article and now he thinks he's a professor.
She got a G. E. D. and now she's telling me I'm not smart enough to be her friend.
He got a G. E. D. and now he's telling me I'm dumb.
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A person who thinks they're a brain because they read a Utne Reader article and now they're talking like they've got a degree from Harvard.
She read one article and now she thinks she's got a PhD.
He got a G. E. D. and now he's telling me I'm not smart enough to be his friend.
She got a G. E. D. and now she thinks she's better than my dad.
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A person who thinks they're a genius just because they read a Utne Reader article and now they're trying to outsmart everyone.
He read one article and now he thinks he's smarter than my teacher.
She got a G. E. D. and now she's telling me she's the smartest person in the world.
He got a G. E. D. and now he's trying to outsmart my mom.
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A person who thinks they're a scholar because they read a Utne Reader article and now they're telling everyone they're a brainiac.
He read a Utne Reader article and now he thinks he's the smartest person on Earth.
She got a G. E. D. and now she's telling me I'm not even close to being smart.
He got a G. E. D. and now he's trying to outsmart my dad.
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