Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You tell someone they're lying and you're the only one with a brain

'You said you passed the test? I failed it and I'm still smart.'

'You think you're the only one who knows the password? I'm the one who changed it.'

'You said you bought me pizza? I'm still hungry and you're broke.'

2

You flip the script and make the other person look like a fool

'You said you'd pay me back? I'm still waiting and you're still broke.'

'You thought you could sneak out? I saw you and you're a coward.'

'You said you'd never fail? I'm still here and you're not.'

3

You shut someone up by showing them they're wrong

'You said you'd never miss a meeting? I'm here and you're not.'

'You thought you could finish first? I'm still winning and you're tired.'

'You said you'd never lose? I'm still here and you're beaten.'

4

You laugh at someone’s face when they say something stupid

'You said you'd never eat that? I'm still eating it and you're still hungry.'

'You thought you could win? I'm still here and you're tired.'

'You said you'd never fail? I'm still here and you're beaten.'

5

You punch a lie so hard it goes into the ground